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kafkamilktea: akoolguy: kafkamilktea: thighlander: ihatejonarbuckle: kafkamilktea: I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside??? russian kinder surprise That looks like
rottenmeats: megasumpex: rottenmeats: goatygoatyeah: why do people care so much about kinder surprise. just go to a convenience store or grocery store and put a quarter in one of those capsule machines and get a tiny toy that way. honestly you can
hurleyquinn: kafkamilktea: akoolguy: kafkamilktea: thighlander: ihatejonarbuckle: kafkamilktea: I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside??? russian kinder surprise That
impersonatr: 100timesrick-and-mortydotcom: 100timesrick-and-mortydotcom: I FORGOT I HAD THIS KINDER EGG I’M AMERICAN AND LOOK AT THIS CHOCOLATE MIRACLE AND NOW THE SURPRISE, SHIT LOOK AT THIS TINY CAR I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS PRODUCT IS BANNED
i love these things :)
coluring: this kinder egg surprise has two layers of shell…
blackholeaberrant: if you think revealing clothing is necessary to be sexy you’re wrong. you can just be wrapped in a nice big sweater like a fabric kinder surprise with a slutty idiot in the middle.
mybine: megdaline: Dodgeball, Little Red RIding Hood and Kinder surprises have all been banned in parts of America because of potential harm to children, yet children can get gun licenses? ‘murica
Best daddy ever profiteroles, nanas and kinder surprises 💙💛✨😻
100timesrick-and-mortydotcom: I FORGOT I HAD THIS KINDER EGG I’M AMERICAN AND LOOK AT THIS CHOCOLATE MIRACLE AND NOW THE SURPRISE, SHIT LOOK AT THIS TINY CAR I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS PRODUCT IS BANNED HERE, YOU SCREWED UP BIG TIME AMERICA
megdaline: Dodgeball, Little Red RIding Hood and Kinder surprises have all been banned in parts of America because of potential harm to children, yet children can get gun licenses?
Someone was excited for her kinder surprises 😂😍😘 @amelia9876
anothernebula: imnot-satan: mybine: megdaline: Dodgeball, Little Red RIding Hood and Kinder surprises have all been banned in parts of America because of potential harm to children, yet children can get gun licenses? wow america is fucked up yo
eightlimbedpanda: red-faced-wolf: phils-mum-and-llama-placentas: veteasabertu: Famous company logos on non-matching products I feel so uncomfortable I would smoke Lipton ice tea Kinder Surprise condoms? Man…that is wrong on many many levels heh.
myponynews: My Little Pony Chupa Chups — chocolate balls or eggs containing a small toy inside, similar to Kinder Surprise Eggs — have been popping up in stores in Russia. Ponies included are the mane six, Princess Cadance, Princess Celestia, Princess
tlatophat: Actually, Kinder Surprise Eggs were ‘banned’ before they existed. In the 1938 Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act, there is a section banning the sale of “confectionery product with a non-nutritive object, partially or totally embedded
transparent-flowers: *goes to boy’s house* *gets offered a yogurt**goes to girl’s house* *gets offered blankets, tea, nailpolish, strawberries, oversized hoodies, smoothies, fuzzy socks, Kinder surprise eggs, hair ties, pomegranates, lotion*
nevver: Kinder Surprise collection sorted, Aline Houdé-Diebolt
stonedpest: surprise bud I forgot I had hiding in a kinder egg✨🌼🌺✨
